No Talkin XI
#2274722·PS5 / Xbox Series · Orange Vélodrome·Reputation 3
Skill rating
2320
Win rate
62%
380 played
Record
237-44-99
W-D-L
Goal difference
+524
1371 for · 847 against
How is skill rating actually calculated?
#453of 6,115 clubs in this archiveBy EA skill rating. Top 10%. Rebuilt daily from stored matches.
Last 5
0 win streak · 0 unbeatenLDLLL
Roast generator
One true sentence about No Talkin XI, pulled from the numbers on this page. It is not always kind.
This season
33 played
Points / game
1.06
1.99usual
Goals / game
2.45
3.61usual
Conceded / game
2.94
2.23usual
Clean sheets
3
season only
Division
6
best 2
Promotions
2
2 relegations
Form
34 stored matches
0.60points per game, last 5-2.40
Rolling 5-match points per game across every match stored for this club, oldest on the left. The dashed line is 1.50 — roughly the difference between climbing and sliding. EA publishes only the last ten matches, so this reaches back further the longer a club has been tracked here.
Season history
24 promotions · 5 relegations
- Season 5Division 2
- Season 7Division 3
- Season 6Division 4
Keep the servers up
EA refuses connections from home addresses, so this runs on a paid server. It stays free and ad-free either way — the bill does not.