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HairyCripple

HairyCripple0 OVR59 games for this club

Finisher · Target · Progressor · +1 more

Rating
8.41
season average
Goals + assists
155
107G 48A
Win rate
75%
season
MOTM
32
59 games

How many of the club's goals run through you

117 club goals

65%

of the club’s goals HairyCripple had a hand in · 76 of 117

scored5648% of the club’s goals
set up2017% of the club’s goals
nothing to do with them4135% of the club’s goals
Next-highest in the squadBradyJF96 · 50%

Profile

RatingG+AConv %PassesTacklesWin %

Your strengths and weaknesses

Match rating927.77
Goals + assists923.07
Goals922.26
Assists580.81
Second assists
Shots925.37
Shot conversion7542%
Dribbles completed
Crosses
Passes4213.6
Pass completion7581%
Tackles250.89
Tackle success
Interceptions
Man of the match9243%
Win rate857%
Red cards670.00

100 means best in this squad, 50 the middle. Squad-mates with 5+ games only — a small pool, so read it as a role in this team rather than a rating.

Sealed: second assists, dribbles, crosses, tackle success, interceptions.

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What counts as a good average rating?

Does a good rating mean the same for a defender?

Which position produces the most?

How many games before your stats mean anything?

What to work on

Your lowest in this squad

  • Win rate57%
  • Tackles0.89
  • Tackle success6%

bottom 92% of this squad

What to keep up

Your best in this squad

  • Match rating7.77
  • Goals + assists3.07
  • Goals2.26

better than 92% of this squad

Closest medal

Runs at people
20more dribbles completed in one match to go

0 of 20

Are you improving

90 stored matches
8.62match rating, last 5-1.38
5.54goals and assists per 90, last 5

Oldest on the left. Each point is the average of that match and the 4 before it, so one bad game moves the line a little and a bad month moves it a lot.

Your best build

BuildMatchesRatingG+A / 90
Finisher598.413.41
Target208.323.02

Builds under ten matches are left out. You rate 0.09 higher as finisher than in anything else.

Which builds you have played

Finisher73%
Target25%

The cost of switching position

Nights on one build
8.39
Nights you switched
8.00

0.38 lower on the 6 nights you changed position, against 13 nights you did not.

How much your nights vary

19 nights
Good nights7.50 or better1474%
Ordinary6.80 to 7.5015%
Bad nightsunder 6.80421%

Your last 19 nights, oldest first

Milestones

10 / 15 unlocked
legendary
5 in a single game
Five star
top of the ladder
legendary
The highest rating there is
Perfect ten
top of the ladder
epic
8.41 over 59 games
Elite
top of the ladder
epic
75% of 59 games
Serial winner
top of the ladder
rare
107
career goals
Centurion
next · Goal machine250
rare
32
man of the match awards
Difference maker
next · Match winner40
rare
83% completed
Tidy
top of the ladder
rare
Done it once
Three assists
top of the ladder
common
48
career assists
Unselfish
next · Provider50
common
59
appearances
Signed on
next · Regular150
Locked
0/ 20
dribbles completed in one match
Runs at people
0% there20 to go
Locked
0/ 2
second assists in one match
Started the move
0% there2 to go
Locked
0/ 4
crosses in one match
Gets it in the box
0% there4 to go
Locked
0/ 2
sliding tackles won in one match
Went to ground
0% there2 to go
legendarythe top step of its ladderepicthe step below itrarea serious totalcommonthe first step

Clubs played for

3 clubs
Current club
lightly toast
7.77 rating
35 matches · 56G 20A · last seen 20 Aug 2026
Previous club
8.27 rating
36 matches · 59G 30A · last seen 18 Aug 2026
Previous club
8.87 rating
19 matches · 46G 14A · last seen 16 Aug 2026

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