B. No Hands
oXCookie4lifeXo87 OVR10 games this season
EA lists CB · actually plays FWD
Rating
7.60
season average
Goals + assists
8
8G 0A
Win rate
60%
MOTM
1
10 games
Roast generator
One true sentence about B. No Hands, pulled from the numbers on this page. It is not always kind.
Profile
Goals370.28
Assists300.19
Goals + assists310.47
Shots551.78
Passes219.8
Tackles110.28
Pass completion6383%
Match rating106.45
Shot conversion2816%
100 means better than everybody. 50 is the middle.
What counts as a good average rating?
Does a good rating mean the same for a defender?
#53,231of 59,798 ranked playersBy average match rating. A rating from few matches is pulled toward the average before ordering, so three perfect games do not outrank four hundred good ones. Rebuilt daily from stored matches.
Plays like
One famous footballer whose game had the same shape as yours. Not how good you are — how you play.
Where they played
Position
FWD
6.45 rating
13 matches · 962 min · 5 G+A
Clubs played for
3 clubs
Current club
VFL Bromley FC
6.45 rating
13 matches · 3G 2A · last seen 8/2/2026
Career
Games
879
Goals
709
Assists
597
Rating
7.80