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heart3ache

heart3ache0 OVR86 games for this club

Magician · Creator

Rating
7.04
season average
Goals + assists
91
42G 49A
Win rate
52%
season
MOTM
4
86 games

How many of the club's goals run through you

263 club goals

44%

of the club’s goals heart3ache had a hand in · 116 of 263

scored4919% of the club’s goals
set up6725% of the club’s goals
nothing to do with them14756% of the club’s goals
Next-highest in the squadGolden13oy · 36%

Does this rating hold up in defeat?

81 matches

Not really — the football changes with the result.

How far this rating falls
1.1
How far a typical player’s falls
0.7
The steepest fall in the archive
1.8

match rating, out of ten

7.5/10

6.4/10

when they win

when they lose

Rated 7.5 out of ten across 48 wins and 6.4 across 33 defeats, a fall of 1.1 against a typical 0.74.

Profile

RatingG+AConv %PassesTacklesWin %

Your strengths and weaknesses

Match rating507.01
Goals + assists941.21
Goals860.51
Assists980.70
Second assists
Shots861.65
Shot conversion5931%
Dribbles completed
Crosses
Passes9833.7
Pass completion5882%
Tackles983.35
Tackle success
Interceptions
Man of the match624%
Win rate5059%
Red cards20.06

100 means best in this squad, 50 the middle. Squad-mates with 5+ games only — a small pool, so read it as a role in this team rather than a rating.

Sealed: second assists, dribbles, crosses, tackle success, interceptions.

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What counts as a good average rating?

Does a good rating mean the same for a defender?

Which position produces the most?

How many games before your stats mean anything?

What to work on

Your lowest in this squad

  • Red cards0.06
  • Tackle success1%

bottom 98% of this squad

What to keep up

Your best in this squad

  • Assists0.70
  • Passes33.7
  • Tackles3.35

better than 98% of this squad

Closest medal

Noticed
1more man of the match awards to go

4 of 5

Are you improving

105 stored matches
7.20match rating, last 5-0.30
0.78goals and assists per 90, last 5

Oldest on the left. Each point is the average of that match and the 4 before it, so one bad game moves the line a little and a bad month moves it a lot.

How much your nights vary

16 nights
Good nights7.50 or better00%
Ordinary6.80 to 7.501275%
Bad nightsunder 6.80425%

Your last 16 nights, oldest first

Your rating against stronger clubs

OpponentMatchesRatingVs your usual
Stronger than you146.99−0.04
About level136.96−0.07
Weaker than you307.17+0.13

Where you have played

Mostly midfield, and 48% somewhere else

Midfield52%6.88
Forward48%7.20

Share of your matches, and what you rated in each.

Milestones

9 / 15 unlocked
legendary
6 in a single game
One man team
top of the ladder
epic
Best was 9.70
Near perfect
top of the ladder
epic
4 in a single game
Puppet master
top of the ladder
rare
82% completed
Tidy
top of the ladder
rare
239 won
Enforcer
top of the ladder
rare
Done it once
Hat-trick
top of the ladder
common
42
career goals
Off the mark
next · Centurion100
common
49
career assists
Unselfish
next · Provider50
common
86
appearances
Signed on
next · Regular150
Locked
4/ 5
man of the match awards
Noticed
80% there1 to go
Locked
0/ 20
dribbles completed in one match
Runs at people
0% there20 to go
Locked
0/ 2
second assists in one match
Started the move
0% there2 to go
Locked
0/ 4
crosses in one match
Gets it in the box
0% there4 to go
legendarythe top step of its ladderepicthe step below itrarea serious totalcommonthe first step

Clubs played for

2 clubs
Current club
Total Futbol
7.00 rating
102 matches · 52G 69A · last seen 25 Aug 2026
Previous club
7.17 rating
20 matches · 10G 5A · last seen 15 Aug 2026

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