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The Sleepy Cup

Ur Mother

Waffy1D93 OVR115 games for this club

Shot Stopper · Marauder · Finisher · +5 more

Rating
7.00
season average
Goals + assists
42
26G 16A
Win rate
53%
season
MOTM
5
115 games

Profile

RatingG+AConv %PassesTacklesWin %

Your strengths and weaknesses

Match rating747.10
Goals + assists660.53
Goals770.49
Assists200.04
Second assists
Shots691.02
Shot conversion9248%
Dribbles completed
Crosses
Passes5810.4
Pass completion4778%
Tackles390.57
Tackle success
Interceptions
Man of the match8013%
Win rate2045%
Red cards580.00

100 means best in this squad, 50 the middle. Squad-mates with 5+ games only — a small pool, so read it as a role in this team rather than a rating.

Sealed: second assists, dribbles, crosses, tackle success, interceptions.

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What to work on

Your lowest in this squad

  • Assists0.04
  • Win rate45%

bottom 80% of this squad

What to keep up

Your best in this squad

  • Shot conversion48%
  • Clean sheets55%
  • Man of the match13%

better than 92% of this squad

Closest medal

Runs at people
20more dribbles completed in one match to go

0 of 20

Are you improving

88 stored matches
6.52match rating, last 5+0.42
0.00goals and assists per 90, last 5

Oldest on the left. Each point is the average of that match and the 4 before it, so one bad game moves the line a little and a bad month moves it a lot.

Your best build

BuildMatchesRatingG+A / 90
Finisher127.873.31
Magician107.341.23
Marauder127.020.09
Shot Stopper256.290.00

Builds under ten matches are left out. You rate 0.53 higher as finisher than in anything else.

Which builds you have played

Shot Stopper35%
Finisher17%
Marauder17%
Magician14%

The cost of switching position

Nights on one build
6.82
Nights you switched
7.10

0.28 higher on the 9 nights you changed position, against 9 nights you did not.

How much your nights vary

13 nights
Good nights7.50 or better18%
Ordinary6.80 to 7.50862%
Bad nightsunder 6.80431%

Your last 13 nights, oldest first

Your rating against stronger clubs

OpponentMatchesRatingVs your usual
About level156.63−0.49
Weaker than you157.33+0.21

Where you have played

Mostly forward, and 61% somewhere else

Forward39%7.59
In goal30%6.31
Defence16%7.24
Midfield16%7.36

Share of your matches, and what you rated in each.

Milestones

8 / 13 unlocked
legendary
5 in a single game
Five star
top of the ladder
legendary
The highest rating there is
Perfect ten
top of the ladder
legendary
6 in a single game
One man team
top of the ladder
rare
Done it once
Three assists
top of the ladder
common
26
career goals
Off the mark
next · Centurion100
common
16
career assists
Unselfish
next · Provider50
common
115
appearances
Signed on
next · Regular150
common
5
man of the match awards
Noticed
next · Difference maker15
Locked
0/ 20
dribbles completed in one match
Runs at people
0% there20 to go
Locked
0/ 2
second assists in one match
Started the move
0% there2 to go
Locked
0/ 4
crosses in one match
Gets it in the box
0% there4 to go
Locked
0/ 2
sliding tackles won in one match
Went to ground
0% there2 to go
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Clubs played for

4 clubs
Previous club
7.03 rating
3 matches · 0G 0A · last seen 22 Aug 2026
Previous club
6.42 rating
14 matches · 2G 2A · last seen 21 Aug 2026
Current club
The Sleepy Cup
7.11 rating
42 matches · 16G 2A · last seen 21 Aug 2026
Previous club
7.77 rating
24 matches · 41G 14A · last seen 9 Aug 2026

Career

Games
1511
Goals
1089
Assists
776
Rating
7.00

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