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Barchester Mad

E. Haaland

ImPeekzy92 OVR1047 games for this club

Target · Maestro · Finisher · +3 more

Rating
7.00
season average
Goals + assists
2139
1222G 917A
Win rate
47%
season
MOTM
78
1047 games

Profile

RatingG+AConv %PassesTacklesWin %

Your strengths and weaknesses

Match rating306.90
Goals + assists902.82
Goals901.24
Assists901.58
Second assists
Shots904.11
Shot conversion5030%
Dribbles completed
Crosses
Passes9058.7
Pass completion9084%
Tackles906.36
Tackle success
Interceptions
Man of the match508%
Win rate9053%
Red cards100.07

100 means best in this squad, 50 the middle. Squad-mates with 5+ games only — a small pool, so read it as a role in this team rather than a rating.

Sealed: second assists, dribbles, crosses, tackle success, interceptions.

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What to work on

Your lowest in this squad

  • Red cards0.07
  • Match rating6.90
  • Saves0.0

bottom 90% of this squad

What to keep up

Your best in this squad

  • Goals + assists2.82
  • Goals1.24
  • Assists1.58

better than 90% of this squad

Closest medal

Runs at people
20more dribbles completed in one match to go

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Are you improving

120 stored matches
6.64match rating, last 5-1.66
2.13goals and assists per 90, last 5

Oldest on the left. Each point is the average of that match and the 4 before it, so one bad game moves the line a little and a bad month moves it a lot.

Your best build

BuildMatchesRatingG+A / 90
Maestro427.022.20
Finisher116.992.24
Target496.773.18

Builds under ten matches are left out. You rate 0.03 higher as maestro than in anything else.

Which builds you have played

Target41%
Maestro35%
Finisher9%

The cost of switching position

Nights on one build
6.93
Nights you switched
6.74

0.20 lower on the 8 nights you changed position, against 16 nights you did not.

How much your nights vary

18 nights
Good nights7.50 or better211%
Ordinary6.80 to 7.50950%
Bad nightsunder 6.80739%

Your last 18 nights, oldest first

Where you have played

Mostly forward, and 37% somewhere else

Forward63%6.80
Midfield37%6.96

Share of your matches, and what you rated in each.

Milestones

10 / 15 unlocked
legendary
1,222
career goals
Immortal
top of the ladder
legendary
917
career assists
Architect
top of the ladder
legendary
1,047
appearances
Furniture
top of the ladder
legendary
The highest rating there is
Perfect ten
top of the ladder
legendary
9 in a single game
One man team
top of the ladder
epic
78
man of the match awards
Match winner
next · Main character100
epic
Done it once
Four goal haul
top of the ladder
epic
5 in a single game
Puppet master
top of the ladder
rare
83% completed
Tidy
top of the ladder
rare
3404 won
Enforcer
top of the ladder
Locked
0/ 20
dribbles completed in one match
Runs at people
0% there20 to go
Locked
0/ 2
second assists in one match
Started the move
0% there2 to go
Locked
0/ 4
crosses in one match
Gets it in the box
0% there4 to go
Locked
0/ 2
sliding tackles won in one match
Went to ground
0% there2 to go
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Clubs played for

5 clubs
Current club
Barchester Mad
6.90 rating
99 matches · 90G 113A · last seen 24 Aug 2026
Previous club
7.70 rating
2 matches · 2G 1A · last seen 22 Aug 2026
Previous club
6.38 rating
6 matches · 2G 0A · last seen 15 Aug 2026
Previous club
6.90 rating
6 matches · 3G 1A · last seen 7 Aug 2026
Previous club
6.02 rating
6 matches · 0G 0A · last seen 5 Aug 2026

Career

Games
1407
Goals
1652
Assists
1247
Rating
7.00

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