Squidwardini
LH133891 OVR528 games for this club
Target · Magician · Boss
Rating
7.60
season average
Goals + assists
772
449G 323A
Win rate
57%
season
MOTM
133
528 games
Profile
Match rating317.06
Goals + assists692.05
Goals811.15
Assists690.90
Second assists
Shots813.53
Shot conversion3133%
Dribbles completed
Crosses
Passes5618.5
Pass completion3185%
Tackles60.66
Tackle success
Interceptions
Man of the match8119%
Win rate1956%
Red cards60.25
100 means best in this squad, 50 the middle. Squad-mates with 5+ games only — a small pool, so read it as a role in this team rather than a rating.
What counts as a good average rating?
Does a good rating mean the same for a defender?
What to work on
Your lowest in this squad
- Tackles0.66
- Red cards0.25
- Win rate56%
bottom 94% of this squad
Changed last session
- Shots up6.09
- Goals up2.28
usually 3.61
What to keep up
Your best in this squad
- Goals1.15
- Second assists0.66
- Shots3.53
better than 81% of this squad
Closest medal
Runs at people
20more dribbles completed in one match to go
0 of 20
Are you improving
34 stored matches
9.22match rating, last 5-0.78
3.48goals and assists per 90, last 5
Oldest on the left. Each point is the average of that match and the 4 before it, so one bad game moves the line a little and a bad month moves it a lot.
Your rating against stronger clubs
OpponentMatchesRatingVs your usual
About level96.24−1.11
Weaker than you137.98+0.63
Where you have played
Mostly forward, and 29% somewhere else
Forward71%7.79
Midfield29%6.09
Share of your matches, and what you rated in each.
Milestones
10 / 15 unlocked
legendary
323
career assists
Architect
top of the ladder
legendary
133
man of the match awards
Main character
top of the ladder
legendary
5 in a single game
Five star
top of the ladder
legendary
The highest rating there is
Perfect ten
top of the ladder
legendary
6 in a single game
One man team
top of the ladder
epic
449
career goals
Goal machine
next · Immortal500
epic
528
appearances
Ever present
next · Furniture750
rare
7.60 over 528 games
Dependable
top of the ladder
rare
82% completed
Tidy
top of the ladder
rare
1245 won
Enforcer
top of the ladder
Locked
0/ 20
dribbles completed in one match
Runs at people
0% there20 to go
Locked
0/ 2
second assists in one match
Started the move
0% there2 to go
Locked
0/ 4
crosses in one match
Gets it in the box
0% there4 to go
Locked
0/ 2
sliding tackles won in one match
Went to ground
0% there2 to go
legendarythe top step of its ladderepicthe step below itrarea serious totalcommonthe first step
Clubs played for
2 clubs
Current club
Bada Bing
7.43 rating
27 matches · 29G 19A · last seen 19 Aug 2026
Career
Games
528
Goals
449
Assists
323
Rating
7.60
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