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FC Valengard

Haaland

mayonezlipatso87 OVR344 games for this club

Creator · Target · Magician

Rating
7.50
season average
Goals + assists
503
242G 261A
Win rate
48%
season
MOTM
29
344 games

How many of the club's goals run through you

159 club goals

53%

of the club’s goals mayonezlipatso had a hand in · 84 of 159

scored4629% of the club’s goals
set up3824% of the club’s goals
nothing to do with them7547% of the club’s goals
Next-highest in the squadpegasusss35 · 21%

Profile

RatingG+AConv %PassesTacklesWin %

Your strengths and weaknesses

Match rating697.92
Goals + assists692.44
Goals941.34
Assists691.10
Second assists
Shots944.17
Shot conversion4432%
Dribbles completed
Crosses
Passes3117.6
Pass completion674%
Tackles190.73
Tackle success
Interceptions
Man of the match6921%
Win rate3153%
Red cards60.03

100 means best in this squad, 50 the middle. Squad-mates with 5+ games only — a small pool, so read it as a role in this team rather than a rating.

Sealed: second assists, dribbles, crosses, tackle success, interceptions.

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What to work on

Your lowest in this squad

  • Pass completion74%
  • Red cards0.03
  • Conceded3.02

bottom 94% of this squad

Changed last session

  • Goals up2.60
  • Match rating up9.02

usually 0.87

What to keep up

Your best in this squad

  • Goals1.34
  • Shots4.17
  • Match rating7.92

better than 94% of this squad

Closest medal

Runs at people
20more dribbles completed in one match to go

0 of 20

Are you improving

75 stored matches
9.02match rating, last 5+0.22
4.30goals and assists per 90, last 5

Oldest on the left. Each point is the average of that match and the 4 before it, so one bad game moves the line a little and a bad month moves it a lot.

Your best build

BuildMatchesRatingG+A / 90
Target198.332.72
Creator527.571.95

Builds under ten matches are left out. You rate 0.75 higher as target than in anything else.

Which builds you have played

Creator71%
Target26%

How much your nights vary

13 nights
Good nights7.50 or better754%
Ordinary6.80 to 7.50431%
Bad nightsunder 6.80215%

Your last 13 nights, oldest first

Where you have played

Mostly forward, and 45% somewhere else

Forward55%8.01
Midfield45%7.55

Share of your matches, and what you rated in each.

Milestones

10 / 15 unlocked
legendary
The highest rating there is
Perfect ten
top of the ladder
legendary
7 in a single game
One man team
top of the ladder
epic
261
career assists
Playmaker
next · Architect300
epic
Done it once
Four goal haul
top of the ladder
epic
5 in a single game
Puppet master
top of the ladder
rare
242
career goals
Centurion
next · Goal machine250
rare
344
appearances
Regular
next · Ever present400
rare
29
man of the match awards
Difference maker
next · Match winner40
rare
7.50 over 344 games
Dependable
top of the ladder
rare
360 won
Enforcer
top of the ladder
Locked
0/ 20
dribbles completed in one match
Runs at people
0% there20 to go
Locked
0/ 2
second assists in one match
Started the move
0% there2 to go
Locked
0/ 4
crosses in one match
Gets it in the box
0% there4 to go
Locked
0/ 2
sliding tackles won in one match
Went to ground
0% there2 to go
legendarythe top step of its ladderepicthe step below itrarea serious totalcommonthe first step

Clubs played for

4 clubs
Current club
FC Valengard
7.92 rating
40 matches · 46G 38A · last seen 24 Aug 2026
Previous club
6.00 rating
3 matches · 0G 1A · last seen 23 Aug 2026
Previous club
8.49 rating
8 matches · 9G 7A · last seen 16 Aug 2026
Previous club
7.57 rating
23 matches · 5G 27A · last seen 13 Aug 2026

Career

Games
715
Goals
466
Assists
473
Rating
7.50

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