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Unreal Ballerz

Mr Kirmit

Chilli-bean6993 OVR280 games for this club

Shot Stopper · Target · Finisher · +3 more

Rating
6.80
season average
Goals + assists
245
140G 105A
Win rate
53%
season
MOTM
37
280 games

Profile

RatingG+AConv %PassesTacklesWin %

Your strengths and weaknesses

Match rating386.76
Goals + assists851.52
Goals911.12
Assists620.39
Second assists
Shots853.09
Shot conversion7736%
Dribbles completed
Crosses
Passes388.2
Pass completion6274%
Tackles500.47
Tackle success
Interceptions
Man of the match9722%
Win rate7157%
Red cards380.03

100 means best in this squad, 50 the middle. Squad-mates with 5+ games only — a small pool, so read it as a role in this team rather than a rating.

Sealed: second assists, dribbles, crosses, tackle success, interceptions.

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What to work on

Your lowest in this squad

  • Conceded2.51
  • Second assists0.24

bottom 91% of this squad

Changed last session

  • Saves up5.39

usually 2.16

What to keep up

Your best in this squad

  • Man of the match22%
  • Goals1.12
  • Goals + assists1.52

better than 97% of this squad

Closest medal

Runs at people
20more dribbles completed in one match to go

0 of 20

Are you improving

65 stored matches
6.48match rating, last 5-0.92
0.00goals and assists per 90, last 5

Oldest on the left. Each point is the average of that match and the 4 before it, so one bad game moves the line a little and a bad month moves it a lot.

Your best build

BuildMatchesRatingG+A / 90
Target207.642.49
Finisher127.362.29
Shot Stopper226.130.06

Builds under ten matches are left out. You rate 0.28 higher as target than in anything else.

Which builds you have played

Shot Stopper34%
Target31%
Finisher19%

The cost of switching position

Nights on one build
7.68
Nights you switched
5.74

1.94 lower on the 7 nights you changed position, against 18 nights you did not.

How much your nights vary

15 nights
Good nights7.50 or better640%
Ordinary6.80 to 7.50213%
Bad nightsunder 6.80747%

Your last 15 nights, oldest first

Where you have played

Mostly forward, and 51% somewhere else

Forward49%7.57
In goal35%6.13
Midfield16%6.71

Share of your matches, and what you rated in each.

Milestones

9 / 14 unlocked
legendary
5 in a single game
Five star
top of the ladder
legendary
The highest rating there is
Perfect ten
top of the ladder
legendary
7 in a single game
One man team
top of the ladder
epic
4 in a single game
Puppet master
top of the ladder
rare
140
career goals
Centurion
next · Goal machine250
rare
105
career assists
Provider
next · Playmaker150
rare
280
appearances
Regular
next · Ever present400
rare
37
man of the match awards
Difference maker
next · Match winner40
rare
222 won
Enforcer
top of the ladder
Locked
0/ 20
dribbles completed in one match
Runs at people
0% there20 to go
Locked
0/ 2
second assists in one match
Started the move
0% there2 to go
Locked
0/ 4
crosses in one match
Gets it in the box
0% there4 to go
Locked
0/ 2
sliding tackles won in one match
Went to ground
0% there2 to go
legendarythe top step of its ladderepicthe step below itrarea serious totalcommonthe first step

Clubs played for

4 clubs
Current club
Unreal Ballerz
6.78 rating
50 matches · 43G 15A · last seen 22 Aug 2026
Previous club
6.70 rating
4 matches · 3G 0A · last seen 21 Aug 2026
Previous club
5.60 rating
3 matches · 0G 0A · last seen 29 Jul 2026
Previous club
8.15 rating
8 matches · 13G 2A · last seen 25 Jul 2026

Career

Games
1264
Goals
1017
Assists
691
Rating
7.20

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