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Parma VFL

BEEFCAKE

Curly I15I93 OVR86 games this season

EA lists ST · actually plays DEF

Building
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Rating
8.30
season average
Goals + assists
178
108G 70A
Win rate
56%
MOTM
19
86 games

Roast generator

One true sentence about BEEFCAKE, pulled from the numbers on this page. It is not always kind.

Profile

RatingG+AConv %Pass %TacklesWin %

Ranked against 59,965 players

Goals510.50
Assists250.10
Goals + assists360.60
Shots581.90
Passes2410.3
Tackles360.70
Pass completion5381%
Match rating627.49
Shot conversion4226%

100 means better than everybody. 50 is the middle.

What counts as a good average rating?

Does a good rating mean the same for a defender?

#21,062of 59,798 ranked playersBy average match rating. A rating from few matches is pulled toward the average before ordering, so three perfect games do not outrank four hundred good ones. Rebuilt daily from stored matches.

How many games before your stats mean anything?

Plays like

One famous footballer whose game had the same shape as yours. Not how good you are — how you play.

Milestones

7 unlocked

BEEFCAKE has unlocked 7 milestones for Parma VFL.

8.00+ average rating8.30 over 86 gamesElite
9.50+ in one matchBest was 9.50 · from stored matchesNear perfect
100+ career goals108 scoredCenturion
50+ career assists70 createdProvider
15+ man of the match awards19 wonDifference maker
82%+ pass completion82% completedTidy
40+ appearances86 playedSigned on

Where they played

Position
DEF
7.38 rating
10 matches · 579 min · 0 G+A
Position
FWD
7.75 rating
4 matches · 323 min · 6 G+A

Career

Games
819
Goals
1013
Assists
740
Rating
8.30