Skip to content
Club 991195

vnod5-Kalou

vnod5-Kalou0 OVR31 games for this club

Recycler · Magician · Creator · +3 more

Rating
8.11
season average
Goals + assists
24
6G 18A
Win rate
58%
season
MOTM
7
31 games

How many of the club's goals run through you

515 club goals

21%

of the club’s goals vnod5-Kalou had a hand in · 109 of 515

scored387% of the club’s goals
set up7114% of the club’s goals
nothing to do with them40679% of the club’s goals
Next-highest in the squadoksherpa · 37%

Does this rating hold up in defeat?

54 matches

Yes — the football barely changes when the result does.

How far this rating falls
0.4
How far a typical player’s falls
0.7
The steepest fall in the archive
1.8

match rating, out of ten

8.1/10

7.7/10

when they win

when they lose

Rated 8.1 out of ten across 29 wins and 7.7 across 25 defeats, a fall of 0.4 against a typical 0.74.

Profile

RatingG+AConv %PassesTacklesWin %

Your strengths and weaknesses

Match rating888.00
Goals + assists581.53
Goals420.53
Assists651.00
Second assists
Shots652.01
Shot conversion1226%
Dribbles completed
Crosses
Passes8833.4
Pass completion5883%
Tackles963.41
Tackle success
Interceptions
Man of the match8823%
Win rate1252%
Red cards120.01

100 means best in this squad, 50 the middle. Squad-mates with 5+ games only — a small pool, so read it as a role in this team rather than a rating.

Sealed: second assists, dribbles, crosses, tackle success, interceptions.

Get Pro

What counts as a good average rating?

Does a good rating mean the same for a defender?

Which position produces the most?

How many games before your stats mean anything?

What to work on

Your lowest in this squad

  • Shot conversion26%
  • Win rate52%
  • Red cards0.01

bottom 88% of this squad

Changed last session

  • Tackles down1.15

usually 5.25

What to keep up

Your best in this squad

  • Tackles3.41
  • Match rating8.00
  • Passes33.4

better than 96% of this squad

Closest medal

Signed on
9more appearances to go

31 of 40

Are you improving

96 stored matches
8.22match rating, last 5+1.12
1.36goals and assists per 90, last 5

Oldest on the left. Each point is the average of that match and the 4 before it, so one bad game moves the line a little and a bad month moves it a lot.

Your best build

BuildMatchesRatingG+A / 90
Progressor118.280.62
Recycler318.110.90
Target137.812.42
Magician257.632.34
Creator137.443.65

Builds under ten matches are left out. You rate 0.18 higher as progressor than in anything else.

Which builds you have played

Recycler31%
Magician25%
Target13%
Creator13%
Progressor11%

How much your nights vary

10 nights
Good nights7.50 or better770%
Ordinary6.80 to 7.50330%
Bad nightsunder 6.8000%

Your last 10 nights, oldest first

Your rating against stronger clubs

OpponentMatchesRatingVs your usual
Stronger than you107.57−0.24
About level117.95+0.14
Weaker than you178.01+0.19

Where you have played

Mostly midfield, and 14% somewhere else

Midfield86%7.81
Forward14%7.81

Share of your matches, and what you rated in each.

Milestones

8 / 15 unlocked
legendary
The highest rating there is
Perfect ten
top of the ladder
legendary
11 in a single game
One man team
top of the ladder
epic
8.11 over 31 games
Elite
top of the ladder
epic
8 in a single game
Puppet master
top of the ladder
rare
86% completed
Tidy
top of the ladder
rare
Done it once
Hat-trick
top of the ladder
common
18
career assists
Unselfish
next · Provider50
common
7
man of the match awards
Noticed
next · Difference maker15
Locked
31/ 40
appearances
Signed on
78% there9 to go
Locked
6/ 25
career goals
Off the mark
24% there19 to go
Locked
0/ 20
dribbles completed in one match
Runs at people
0% there20 to go
Locked
0/ 2
second assists in one match
Started the move
0% there2 to go
legendarythe top step of its ladderepicthe step below itrarea serious totalcommonthe first step

Clubs played for

2 clubs
Current club
GonsNGurkhas
8.00 rating
79 matches · 38G 72A · last seen 26 Aug 2026
Previous club
7.13 rating
20 matches · 20G 34A · last seen 10 Aug 2026

Roast generator

Nothing worth saying about vnod5-Kalou yet.