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sarcmann

sarcmann0 OVR116 games for this club

Finisher · Recycler · Magician · +2 more

Rating
8.37
season average
Goals + assists
320
197G 123A
Win rate
59%
season
MOTM
37
116 games

How many of the club's goals run through you

418 club goals

54%

of the club’s goals sarcmann had a hand in · 227 of 418

scored15036% of the club’s goals
set up7718% of the club’s goals
nothing to do with them19146% of the club’s goals
Next-highest in the squadjudeall99 · 58%

Does this rating hold up in defeat?

64 matches

Not really — the football changes with the result.

How far this rating falls
2.1
How far a typical player’s falls
0.7
The steepest fall in the archive
1.8

match rating, out of ten

9.2/10

7.1/10

when they win

when they lose

Rated 9.2 out of ten across 37 wins and 7.1 across 27 defeats, a fall of 2.1 against a typical 0.74.

Profile

RatingG+AConv %PassesTacklesWin %

Your strengths and weaknesses

Match rating938.38
Goals + assists932.97
Goals931.97
Assists641.01
Second assists
Shots933.93
Shot conversion6450%
Dribbles completed
Crosses
Passes711.2
Pass completion778%
Tackles70.41
Tackle success
Interceptions
Man of the match9336%
Win rate9361%
Red cards210.01

100 means best in this squad, 50 the middle. Squad-mates with 5+ games only — a small pool, so read it as a role in this team rather than a rating.

Sealed: second assists, dribbles, crosses, tackle success, interceptions.

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What counts as a good average rating?

Does a good rating mean the same for a defender?

Which position produces the most?

How many games before your stats mean anything?

What to work on

Your lowest in this squad

  • Passes11.2
  • Pass completion78%
  • Tackles0.41

bottom 93% of this squad

Changed last session

  • Match rating down6.83

usually 8.11

What to keep up

Your best in this squad

  • Match rating8.38
  • Goals + assists2.97
  • Goals1.97

better than 93% of this squad

Closest medal

Runs at people
20more dribbles completed in one match to go

0 of 20

Are you improving

162 stored matches
6.62match rating, last 5-1.08
0.79goals and assists per 90, last 5

Oldest on the left. Each point is the average of that match and the 4 before it, so one bad game moves the line a little and a bad month moves it a lot.

Your best build

BuildMatchesRatingG+A / 90
Finisher1168.372.99
Recycler167.370.14

Builds under ten matches are left out. You rate 1.01 higher as finisher than in anything else.

Which builds you have played

Finisher85%
Recycler12%

The cost of switching position

Nights on one build
8.09
Nights you switched
7.82

0.27 lower on the 6 nights you changed position, against 16 nights you did not.

How much your nights vary

22 nights
Good nights7.50 or better1673%
Ordinary6.80 to 7.50627%
Bad nightsunder 6.8000%

Your last 22 nights, oldest first

Your rating against stronger clubs

OpponentMatchesRatingVs your usual
Stronger than you167.00−1.09
About level118.03−0.06
Weaker than you198.25+0.16

Where you have played

Mostly forward, and 13% somewhere else

Forward87%8.26
Midfield13%7.14

Share of your matches, and what you rated in each.

Milestones

9 / 14 unlocked
legendary
5 in a single game
Five star
top of the ladder
legendary
The highest rating there is
Perfect ten
top of the ladder
legendary
7 in a single game
One man team
top of the ladder
epic
8.37 over 116 games
Elite
top of the ladder
epic
7 in a single game
Puppet master
top of the ladder
rare
197
career goals
Centurion
next · Goal machine250
rare
123
career assists
Provider
next · Playmaker150
rare
37
man of the match awards
Difference maker
next · Match winner40
common
116
appearances
Signed on
next · Regular150
Locked
0/ 20
dribbles completed in one match
Runs at people
0% there20 to go
Locked
0/ 2
second assists in one match
Started the move
0% there2 to go
Locked
0/ 4
crosses in one match
Gets it in the box
0% there4 to go
Locked
0/ 2
sliding tackles won in one match
Went to ground
0% there2 to go
legendarythe top step of its ladderepicthe step below itrarea serious totalcommonthe first step

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7.70 rating
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8.01 rating
19 matches · 17G 25A · last seen 11 Aug 2026

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